Hello all! It’s the Jessmeister here! Sooooooooooooo pleased to be communing with my adoring public again. Yes, it’s been a while, but it’s the quality not the quantity. I’ve been sooooooooooooo busy. Sooooooooooo much to do, sooooooooooo little time. You know how it is? Well, unless you’re a doggie diva like me, you probably don’t. So let me explain…
Hello! It’s Jessie! I hope it’s not tooooo late to say Happy New Year 2014!
Hello all, it’s your very own Jessie Doggie Diva here! I really, really, really hope you all had a great Christmas. I did!!! So did my humans (goes without saying, they were with me)
Plenty of foooooood, walkies and pressies! Of course, a lot of my pressies were food based. Yum! Yum! Yum! Yep, veeeeeerrrry nice indeed!
Although there new year’s only just begun, I’ve been soooooooo busy! It means that it’s taken me a bit longer to wish all my readers a happy new year. But I’ve done it now. So consider yourselves all wished a very happy new year. There!
Regular readers will know that I get very excited. I’m one of life’s great optimists. And, so I’ve got my very, very excited tail on today…
Vroom! Vroom! Driving Miss Jessie
Hello all, it’s Jessie here. I’ve got my driving tail on today and I’m very excited about it. Let me just take off my driving gloves, cap and goggles and I can tell you all about it.
Cuddlemania!!!
Hello all! It’s the one and only Jessica, Queen of Cuddles, here! Okay, Jessie to you! Now, those of you who have read my previous posts will know that I have a love of life. Everything is so interesting and I like to throw myself into everything. Now, some of you may describe this as being excitable. It’s up to you. So, those of you who keep up with my blog, may be surprised to hear that my tail is wagging gently. Yep, as a faithful reader of my life and loves; you might be forgiven for thinking something along the lines of ‘Hello, what’s going on here then?’ or ‘Call the vet quickly, Jessie must be feeling under the weather!’ No need, no need. Do not fear! It’s just the case that even a young doggie adventurer like me has to relax and contemplate the doggie universe now and then. Especially when it’s hot out there. Yes, it will come as a surprise to many that there are few minutes in the course of my life when I am not running around like a running around thing. Reader, please put away your disbelief. Occasionally, I can be less active and more thoughtful and relaxed. Yes, relaxed. Or, should that be ‘relaaaaaaaaxxxxxxxxxxxed’? In fact, I think ‘chillaxed’ is the current popular phrase. ‘How! When! Why! In which universe would you be anything other than your excitable go-getting self?’ I can feel you asking. Well be patient my Jessie-news hungry readers and I will tell all. Give me a chance and nothing will be left to the imagination, dear readers. You see, while you’ll know that I’m rather keen on the important things in life: my food, my tennis balls, going walkies, treats and anything else that is great, I’m also very keen on…wait for it:
Yes, it’s Celebration Time for Jessie and Her Humans!
Hello all, it’s Jessie! After all, who else would it be? It is my blog after all! Yes, yes, yes! I know that I’ve been slow writing the old posts of late but it’s busy, busy, busy! I’ve hardly got a moment to myself. All those snoozes won’t happen on their own, you know? I have to be there to take them. Then there’s the walkies, the going to the seaside, the meeting and greeting and so on. Now, don’t sulk. After all, I’m here now for your pleasure, aren’t I? You do know that I love you all and I do put a post on the blog whenever I can. I mean I don’t just throw these blog posts together. I get my man human to throw them together… the creative process and all that. Annnnnywaaaaayyy, I’ve got my – not only excited – but also happy tail on today. The tip of my tail is actually doing circles in the air. No, really it is. The reason why? You see, today is a day of celebration in our household. Now, you know I don’t like fuss but my humans insisted on getting the bunting out and on having marching bands go past our home. There’s also something about keys to the city and honorary doctorates. You see, according to my humans who understand about times and dates – or, so they say they do – it is two years to the day since I came to live with my humans in my forever home.
Is it Summer Yet?
Hello all, it’s Jessie here at your service. Cor! You know me. I’m an enthusiastic and upbeat sort of gal, but this weather is enough to give anyone the winter blues. I’m well informed that we should be well into spring and I’ve sniffed a few daffodils but it’s still get back in the warm sort of weather. So, when is it going to be summer? My humans are muttering something about the start of British Summertime today but I think the poor dears must be hallucinating. I suppose the gloomy weather must be getting to them too. Hot drinks and blankets all round, I fear. Anyway, despite the new ice age, I have still been getting my exercise. A little bit of hail and storm doesn’t put me off – much.
But, I’d be an even happier little gal if the sun kept shining and it was warmer so that I could sunbathe in the garden. Yes, if this weather persists, I’ll start looking all pale. Not something that my many fans would want. So, I would like to put in a request to whomever is in charge of the weather: Please, please, please, please make it warm and sunny soon. Tomorrow, if possible.
Anyway, bye bye for now. Lots of Love, Jessie xxx.
P.S. If you want a lovely doggie diva, like Jessie, to cuddle up to in this cold weather take a look at the Battersea Dogs & Cats Home website: www.battersea.org.uk .
My (Jessie, that is) Fitness Regime!!!
Hello all, its Jessie here. Have I got my excited tail on today? You betcha! But not only that, as I ‘SIT’ by my man human dictating this post while he types away on his computer keyboard, I’m wearing my retro-1980s Olivia Newton-John style ‘Let’s Get Physical’ gym workout headband on my head (where else? Of course). Cor! That’s a very, very long sentence for me to have to say. Especially as humanspeak isn’t even my first language. You might be surprised to hear that as I speak it so fluently. Clever little doggie, I think you’ll agree. After all, in my native tongue, all I would I have to say is ‘Woof! Woof!’ a few times, take a couple of sniffs here and there and all my doggie chums would instantly get the picture. Much easier. But I wouldn’t want to deprive my human readers of my news and views. Most of them live for my latest blog post and who am I to question their excellent taste. Look, I’m getting quite parched here with all this dictation. Excuse me for a mo’ while I visit the ol’ water bowl for a refreshing bit of the clear, cool, wet stuff to lubricate the throat. Slurp, slurp, slurp, slurp, slurp and a further sllluuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrp for good measure. Mmmmmmmmmm……… a January 2013, I think, straight from the cold tap and served at room temperature. A very fine vintage indeed! My compliments to the chef, or whoever makes the water at this excellent establishment. Anyway. Good! I’m back with my man human and his computer. Now, pray let me continue…
IT’S SNOWING!!!!!!!
Hello all, it’s the snow princess herself, Jessie. Wow! Have I got my excited tail on today! It’s been snowing today. Of course, some of you might already know this. Apparently, it snows in a lot of places, not just where me and my humans live. Continue reading
Haaappppyyy Neeeeewwwww Yeeeaaarrrr 2013 from Jessie!!!
A very, very, very HAPPY NEW YEAR from me and my humans. We hope that 2013 brings you everything you wish for. I’m verrrry excited about the new year and the ol’ Jessie tail is a-waggin’ away like a very excited thing indeed. New adventures, new walkies, new food and plenty of them, thank you! Oh, yes, I will have oodles and oooodles of things to post on my dogblog in the coming year. For instance, now that the holidays are coming to a close, I’ll be able to get around to my post about my fitness regime. Lots of doggies will be thinking about shedding a few pounds after all the Christmas indulgence, so that post should be just what the vet ordered.
Anyway Jessie fans, once again, have a great 2013 and be sure to keep getting your dose of Jessie by coming here to keep up with what I’m doing…
Love,
Jessie, xxx…
P.S. By now you’ll know that I found my humans through Battersea Dogs & Cats Home. You can see other doggie divas that are looking for a loving home at: http://www.battersea.org.uk
Jessie’s Christmas Message
Dear all, yes, it’s Jessie here with her happy and festive tail on today. You know why? Don’t you? IT’S CHRISSSSSSSTMASSSSSSSS!!!!!!!! It’s been a while since we last spoke but I couldn’t miss the opportunity to wish you all a very Merry Christmas.
The Jessie Chronicles 